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Donald Trump
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Smoker Who Stormed Capitol Sentenced to 3.5 Years in Prison
Brandon Craig Fellows was sentenced to a total of 42 months in prison for his role in the Jan. 6, 2021 riot in Washington, D.C.
March 4, 2024
Trump’s White House Pharmacy Had a Bit of a Pill Problem
A federal investigation released earlier this month has found sufficient evidence that White House medical services during the Trump years were extremely casual and did not operate within federal guidelines for medical care, with particular emphasis on how they distributed medications considered to be scheduled narcotics.
January 26, 2024
Miami Losers’ Club
The 3rd Republican primary debate had sparks and strategy but still no solution.
November 9, 2023
And Then There Were Seven (Losers)
Seven Republican candidates gather to debate anything but their shared problem.
September 28, 2023
Trump Booked at Fulton County Jail, Leaves After 20 Minutes
Drugs are easy to find inside Fulton County Jail but it’s no cakewalk.
August 28, 2023
The First Republican Primary Debate Sucked for Everyone Except Trump
The participants all had a steep hill to climb, and none of them made it.
August 25, 2023
How Many Hemp-Derived Cannabinoids Does It Take To Screw in a Lightbulb?
Donald Trump, in all his orange wisdom, inadvertently legalized commercial “hemp” production with the passage of the 2018 Farm Bill. God only knew at that point in time the chaotic and untimely snowball effect Trump’s silly little orange signature would generate, and the name of the beast was Delta-8.
August 24, 2023
Trump Urges ‘Very Quick Trial’ and Death Penalty for Drug Dealers
Former President Donald Trump called for quick trials and executions of drug traffickers during a Washington, D.C. speech to a conservative political group.
July 28, 2022
Four Years After Smoking Blunt, Elon Musk Buys Twitter
What will Twitter under Elon Musk look like?
April 26, 2022