Uruguay...you're really high, go sit down for a minute!

Let's be real -- Luis Suárez is a registered biting offender, but it looks like even he was surprised at the viciousness of this case of the munchies that came on. He was like a rabid dog who just wanted to be loved, and he didn't want to bite you, but he did. And now this happened:

Then everyone thought it might of been a headbutt, until this:

And now the world has reacted: