Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman has been shopping a fight with George Zimmerman for a couple weeks now and it seems they have officially found an opponent. Let us first start by pointing out the extreme offense every moral person should take to Zimmerman being considered a 'celebrity.' He is not a celebrity; he is an un-convicted murderer. This is no OJ-Simpson-crime-of-passion either -- Zimmerman is a straight up anti-marijuana child-killer. Today, 2/5/14 would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday and it is a true tragedy that he is not here to celebrate it. Even further is the fact that the Florida-native was allowed to walk free for his crime.

The only positive in this situation is the extreme prejudice with which rapper/actor DMX says he is willing to beat Zimmerman down with. "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up. Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him ... right in his muthaf**kin face. Zimmerman is a piece of s**t and that’s what he needs to drink." Ok, settle down there DMX.

Zimmerman and his lawyers infamously demanded that Trayvon Martin's history of marijuana-use be displayed for a jury as some sort of justification for why he deserved to be stalked and murdered in cold blood. All in all, this villain has pissed off everyone and it's time for him to pay...DMX-style. We can only hope D has still got it...

Ian Karmel, a writer for "Chelsea Lately," has a better idea: "They should send Floyd Mayweather to the ring and tell George Zimmerman it's DMX," he tweeted. "He won't know the difference."