It’s Halloween, and candy-filled plastic pumpkins are leering at you from every corner of your office/home/neighbor’s stoop. Candy, candy everywhere! It’s a nightmare! We think these classic Halloween sweets would improve when paired with pot.
Candy Corn tastes like crayons. Candy Kush is a sugary indica. What if we consume the two together? So much better (for the Candy Corn)!
"Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me." Catchy. “Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a big fat nug to me.” Catchier! Pair a Tootsie Roll with Chocolope to boost the cocoa flavor.
A bong rip of Sweeth Tooth will soften the super-pucker Smarties give you. Sweet AND smart!
Not everyone’s a fan of this old-school molasses candy, but we all love marijuana. Double down on your Mary Janes with some Mary Jane (may we suggest Mother’s Finest?).
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
These salty peanut butter and sweet chocolate cups are “guaranteed to add a dab of pure happy to your day this Halloween.” Dabs! Do a dab of honey oil, and munch away! Mmmm.
They are called Rolos. Therefore it is mandatory that you roll-o up some blunts while you eat them. If you have Chocolate Chunk, you will finish the bag-o.
Sour Liquid Candy Urine Sample
Um, what? Oh, it's candy! Packaged in a urine sample container, this sour liquid candy is truly gross. Forget the ick factor with Amnesia Haze.
Taste the Rainbow Kush for a double rainbow all the way!! How many rainbow references can we make?
These lip-smacking whips would go down even better with Cherry Choke, Strawberry Cough’s sensational fruity offspring. Smoke, peel, eat, repeat.
Adorn yourself with Ring Pops from your Halloween haul, proclaim yourself Stoner Queen or King, and roast a bowl of Royal Kush.
Sour Patch Kids
A blast of Sage ‘n Sour will elevate these trashy treats, and you will feel wiser for having smoked it, even though you’re eating junk.
Your slimy, ooey, gooey gummy worms will go great with Afgooey! Slurp ‘em down with a big fat bong rip.
These old-timey treats will give your jaw a workout, and maybe pop a filling. Soothe your candy-caused aches and pains with some good old True OG.