In 2005, anti-terrorism cop Anthony Chiofalo flunked a drug test and came up with one of the greatest excuses of all time. His wife, Chiofalo claimed, secretly spiked his meatballs with Mary Jane, hoping he'd be caught, because she was afraid something would happen to him in the line of duty. Chiofalo managed to convince an administrative judge at the time (why didn't I get that judge?), but two years later the Commissioner of the New York Police Department has finally gotten around to firing him.

Oh well, at least he and the wifey will have more time to work on their ganja-infused food. May we suggest the cannabis creamed eggs recipe in this month's HIGH TIMES?